Bitch Stole My Starry Sweater: Ashley Tisdale vs. Jessica Simpson vs. Miley Cyrus vs. Alessandra Ambrosio
We could start off by mentioning that this is a Wildfox Couture sweater with stars all over it, shredded sleeves and enough room to house all 40,000 Herv Lger bandage dresses that Britney Spears owns.
But no, we will not start off that way, because that is not our first thought about this bizarrely popular top...
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Jeez, what is that thing made out of that every starlet in Hollywood needs to have it? James Deen's sweat? Fairy blood? A real career?
Whatever material it is, it clearly has some sort of catnip-like effect for the likes of Ashley Tisdale, Jessica Simpson, Miley Cyrus and Alessandra Ambrosiopeople who, we should point out, generally! don't like to wear clothes at all. But wearing this shirt they are!
Cyrus is covering up what appears to be a swimsuit (cheers to her for wearing anything at all under there), while Ambrosio is pairing the top with this season's micro-shorts. Meanwhile, Simpson may or may not be using it as a slanket over baby Maxwell Johnson, and Tisdale, well, see our note on Cyrus.
By the wayyou too can wrap yourself in a Wildfox sweater, for onlyahem$220. Pretty cheap. You know, for fairy blood.
So, who gets your vote for wearing this sweater best? Tell us below!